Linehand

Well it is official..I graduated college.Hoorah. I understand now tho why people refer to it as bitter sweet. Glad but also sad to see it go. Most parts I wont miss but some of it I will. I can honestly say we had two of the coolest teachers ever.Not many "real" professors will tolorate the swearing,tobacco useage,Awful conversation,2 hour lunch breaks,extending deadlines over and over and over again and many more things that they did for us this year and for that...Thanks. Doyle and Ronald,You guys are the best. As for the school yes I did graduate minus the pole climbing....somthing about standing on the side of a 50 ft pole with no safty and only a small nylon strap attaching me to this large stick of wood that simply does not fit with me. On a good note tho I passed everything else and got the CDL+endorsments.Go me. Again tho on a dismal note about a month ago the electrical industry hit a hiring freeze so none of us have jobs.That being said ive been thinking hard of going back to school this fall and getting certified in somthing else. I figure what the hell right,Might as well do it while im young,willing to learn and as long as im in school I dont have to worry about paying back the student loans.But who knows..all thats in the future and for now I think im going to try and enjoy my summer..whatever I end up doing. But this was just a short update to let yall know I did finish and thanks for all the encouragement. I guess this time im going to leave yall with some of the best quotes of the year but be forewarned,Some of these are not for the faint of heart and they do include at times massive amounts of swearing so if you get offended easy you might not want to read em.



Top Quotes of the Year

1.Fuck you Ronald-DZ
2.Dude I swear to God we was high as bat pussy-TM
3.That boy couldnt turn a trailer around in hells half acre-DP
4.Back it up till you hear glass rattle then gimmi three feet to make sure you fucked somthing up-RW
5.F and L Method...Fuck it and Leave-NH
6.What in the sam fuck!-NH
7.Looks like a 9 year old nigger did that shit-TM
8.Dude where the fuck is the boo crew going?
9.Sayin is-RW
10.I dont give a frig-RW
11.CHANCE!!!!!!!!
12.Call off the dawgs and piss on the fire-RW
13.Im fucking paintin Doyle...thats why ive been on this goddamn pole for forty fucking minutes..thought Id just climb up here and do some senic paintin-TM
14.Ill be goddamn-NH
15.Nope...No you didnt
16.WHAT THE FUCK!!
17.Dude if I die doing linework im going straight to hell-TM
18.In this type work you dont get hurt..you die
19.Its not if you die its when you die with this shit right here
20.You short legged duck walking bastard.DP
21.Dude I swear it looked like a hachet wound-TM
22.Bust ya ass
23.I gotta shit
24.Lets go ladies!!! We burnin daylight-DP
25.Get your ass in the air and work that fucker hot like you got a pair-DP
26.Thing is son...its hot as 40 hells down there.-SG
27.Well if I woulda known you was gonna do it forty leven times I would have allowed for it
28.When the lights go out..Linemen get it on
29.Linemen do it hot
30.Get your rubbers on and stick it